![]() Ryan, I love you but are you a robot? Are your eyes made of metal? You can tell me if you’re a robot. I heard when you basically steal “Sweet Home Alabama” and sing over it, Lynyrd Skynyrd curses you with dead eyes. Usually people that derailed have something in their eyes but nope. This is like shooting fish in a barrel, something Gary Busey I’m sure does regularly. Also, this is an excuse to include a picture of Iman. What is going on there? Is he going to steal my youth, go back in time and become Ziggy Stardust again? Like, what is up with that vacancy? (Drugs. David Bowie David Shankboneįlawless human being, yes. Or you know, make you have a baby you don’t want. I’d be remiss to not mention Paul Ryan here, though I don’t generally consider politicians to be “celebrities.” Look at his eyes. Paul Ryan Mel BrownĮasy target! But holy moley, come on. You were so great in The Wrestler that I made “Sweet Child O’ Mine” my ringtone for like, an entire semester.Ĭan I just say I had trouble finding a photo of him without sunglasses on? Possibly because like Cyclops from The X Men he knows the power of his dead eyes needs to be contained. Then you did…something and now I don’t know. Which you know what? More power to him if he is. Okay, does Bradley Cooper count? Because my co-worker thinks he’s not so much dead-eyed as COMPLETELY STONED AT ALL TIMES. Either way, rapidly approaching dead eyes. Or maybe being so cool for so long really takes a toll on the ol’ peepers. He’s getting older and so maybe that’s part of it. This is total sacrilege and I apologize to the gods of Caddyshack and Wes Anderson, but in recent years, Bill Murray’s eyes are going dead. I’m kind of obsessed with your whole aesthetic - dead eyes included. I actually just shuddered while looking for a photo for this entry. Take what you got and make it work for you, Busc. He’s a phenomenal actor, maybe in part because of how crazy creepy his eyes are. Buscemi took his naturally corpse-like sockets and turned them into an entire amazing career. Steve Buscemi David ShankboneĪll hail the king of dead eyes. This is all in good fun and I’m actually a fan of most of these people, just fyi. You look into the windows of their souls and you see NOTHING. They stare into your very heart and mind until you feel a chill and goosebumps stand on your frail, limp arms. ![]() (Oh, and if you say you hate lists? Well, I say: bask in this list! Bask in it! And it will gaze upon you with cold, dead eyes and it will not give one single fuck this day! It’s called “dead eyes” and I posit these are the top 10 celebrity guys with this affliction… A chilling dementor lurks in their pupils waiting to suck the life out of you. You ever lock eyes with someone only to realize no one is home? Like, in their heads? There’s nothing behind their peepers except emptiness. ![]()
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